How To Catch a Wild Pig
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, ‘Do you know how to catch wild pigs?’ The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.
‘You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue unti l you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms — just a little at a time.
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Flint Firefighters: We Told You This Would Happen
Fly Over Indicative of Immature Administration
Yesterday’s Air Force One flyover photo-op scared New Yorkers big time. Many panicked and ran as noted on various videos on YouTube. This was a terrible and thoughtless thing to do. If anything, this flyover is indicative of how immature, naive, and childish the Obama administration is. It is as if a bunch of angry and hateful children are running the country.
Apparently, no one in the White House has brains. Haven’t seen the Wizard. Some village is missing their idiots. Do these people simply not think at all in this White House? I think not. What morons.
Really, what did they expect?
Security Before Politics
Security Before Politics by Porter J. Goss - The writer, a Republican, was director of the CIA from September 2004 to May 2006 and was chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence from 1997 to 2004.
Security Before Politics
Security Before Politics The writer, a Republican, was director of the CIA from September 2004 to May 2006 and was chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence from 1997 to 2004.
Flatulent Farm Animal Problem Solved
If the government really wants to do something about greenhouse gases from flatulent farm animals then I have the greatest idea ever that will reduce emissions, provide unlimited alternative energy, and create jobs.
Give each farmer enough money to build a barn to hold all their cattle in. The government then hires contractors to build in each of those barns a device that will capture the methane produced by the cows and and convert it to energy. The government can then utilize and sell this energy to power our cities. It is all win win! The government gets it’s investment back, the farmer doesn’t get to pay an extra tax for each flatulent cow, and in fact gets paid by how much energy the cows produce, and all those contract jobs that will be needed to build the barns and the converters for methane-to-energy can be filled by the illegal aliens, uh, I mean all the Americans that have been put out of work when their jobs went to Mexico and Canada, eh?
Sounds good to me!
In Case You Missed My Twitter Tweets
Democrats Song: Anything you can do we can do worser.
Democrats Song: Tip toe through the tulips. ‘Cause if you crush even one the world is doomed to global warming.
Democrats Song: You are the wind beneath my energy.
Democrats favorite movie: To Live and Die in LA during a terrorist attack.
Democrats favorite book: The Communist Manifesto.
Democrats favorite movie quote: Torture, we don’t need no stinking torture!
My favorite movie quote: Say hello to my little friend!
Democrats favorite anti-military “actor.” Val Kilmer
Democrats favorite traitor: Jane Fonda
Democrats favorite state run news network: Communist News Network.
Democrats 2nd favorite state run news network: News By Communists
Democrats favorite state run corporation: Generating Economy
Democrats favorite flower: Rose, because it matches the tint on their glasses.
Democrats favorite game: Twister
Democrats favorite green car: Pre-owned, by Fred Flintstone.
Democrats favorite bird: Vulture
Democrats favorite animal: Weasel
Democrats favorite body of water: Any that has pirate run Coast Guards
Democrats favorite clergy: Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Democrats favorite dictators: Fidel and Raul Castro
Democrats most hated water mammal: SEALs. Captain Phillips favorite water mammal: SEALs
Democrats favorite myth: Global Warming cause cooler temperatures in winter
Democrats favorite drink: Kool aid
Democrats favorite smoke: Anything Cuban. Maybe that should be smokescreen.
And finally, what Democrats get the most raise out of: Taxes
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